Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Good In Math?

p/s: Parental Guidance advisable for reader below 13,content unsuitable words read at your own risk.

Here is a little something that is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5

= 96%

But ,

A-T  -T -I -T  -U -D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U  -L  -L -S -H-I -T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

What do you think...is it true or just a coincidence

fitri said...

math also can justify something..hehe

MsXeRoZ Nicole said...

wow..amazing, never thought of that! ekkekeke

Zala Wajik said...

wow.

so basically we have to be bullshit ?

iddinm said...

wow.. great idea.. i never thought about that before..