Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Kids Interpretation

An interesting interpretation on marriage by nowadays kids.....

     HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

    (written by kids)

    (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
    like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
    keep the chips and dip coming.     - Alan, age  10

    (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
    marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
    who you're stuck with.       - Kristen, age  10


    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET  MARRIED?

    (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
    by then.        - Camille, age 10

    (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married.       - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE  MARRIED?

    (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
    at the same kids.        - Derrick, age 8


    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    (1) Both don't want any more kids.       - Lori, age  8


    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
    know each other. Even boys have  something to say if you listen long
    enough.        - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
    usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
        - Martin, age 10  (Who said boys do not have brains)


    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
         -Craig, age  9


    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS  SOMEONE?

    (1) When they're rich.        - Pam, age 7  (I could not have said it better myself)

    (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
         -  Curt, age 7  (Good Point)

    (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
         -  Howard, age 8  (Who made the rule)


    IS  IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.       - Anita, age 9 (bless you  child)


    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF 
    PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    (1 ) There sure would be  lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
         -  Kelvin, age 8


    And the #1 Favorite  is........

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE  WORK?

    (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
    truck.      - Ricky, age  10   ( The boy already understands)

    

2 comments:

Lepat Pisang said...

Ha..ha...ha..memang kelakar dan selamba badak tul bebudak jawab soalan2 tu..he..he..

rossoneri said...

budak2 yang bijak cpt blajar dr persekitaran...